7 Things (Which Are Some of My Favorite Silly Jokes) This Week [#30]
A weekly list of things I found interesting, posted on Sundays. Sometimes themed, often not.
Earlier this week, I had the pleasure of instructing during a sixth-grade camp. Pro tip: If you ever want a good chuckle, just ask young kids for their favorite jokes. They’re always ready with some good ones.
1️⃣ What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
2️⃣ There were these two muffins in an oven.
One turns to the other and says, “Boy, it’s getting hot in here.” The other one says, “OH MY GOD, A TALKING MUFFIN!”
3️⃣ I tried to change the password on all my accounts to “BeefPasta”
But it wasn’t Stroganoff.
4️⃣ What does an inconsiderate pepper do?
Get jalapeño business.
5️⃣ Two penguins walk into a bar…
which is silly because the second one should have seen it.
6️⃣ What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
7️⃣ And finally, the joke that’s always been my Grandpa’s favorite to tell his grandchildren…
A duck walks into a hardware store, waddles up to the counter, and asks the clerk, “You got any grapes?”
The clerk pokes around in the back, comes back, and says, “No, Sir, we’re a hardware store; we don’t sell grapes.” The duck hangs his head in disappointment and waddles back out.
The next day, the duck returns. He goes up to the counter, and again asks, “You got any grapes?” The clerk responds, “No, I told you yesterday that we don’t sell any grapes here.” The duck turns around and heads back out.
On the third day that the duck comes in, and asks for grapes, the clerk gets angry. “No! I’ve told you that we don’t have any grapes. If you come in here asking for grapes again, I’m going to nail your feet to the floor!”
The next day, the duck is back. He waddles his way up to the counter and innocently asks, “Hey, you got any nails?” The clerk, surprised, bustles around in the back but returns apologetically. “No, I’m afraid we’re all out of nails,” he says. The duck, with a wicked grin, says, “Good! You got any grapes?”
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