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Lists

I like lists. I like creating and maintaining them, even though I’m not always the best at that second part. What follows is an incomplete list of lists that I’m enjoying adding things to over time.

In general, new items will be added to the top of each list.

7 Things →

Blogroll →

Podroll →

The Impossible List →

List of Apple Wishes →

Stuff I Love →

Where Have I Been? →

Days Waiting →

Favorite Quotes →

Lessons Learned 🔗

  • When you notice someone giving unrequested advice (to yourself or others) ask if they’ve been in a similar situation before and how it went. It separates the wheat from the chaff.
  • Try things that you think are not for you, and try to understand why other people like them. “I don’t like it…yet.”

Funny Phrases 🔗

  • I never speak in absolutes.

Things I Don’t Understand 🔗

  • “Speed limit controlled by aircraft” signs.
  • How sewing machines work. I’ve tried, and it escapes my comprehension every time.

Notably Unique Sentences 🔗

My Secret Weird Things 🔗

Origin: Many episodes of the Reconcilable Differences podcast.

  • Whenever someone mentions winking, or really anytime I think about the act of winking, I have to wink to see if I can still do it.

Punny Businesses 🔗

  • Manifest Dentistry*
  • Hay There Farms*
  • Lawn and Order

*Jarrod Blundy originals

The 10 Essentials 🔗

  1. Food
  2. Water
  3. Fire
  4. Shelter
  5. Fix-it
  6. First Aid
  7. Navigation
  8. Insulation
  9. Illumination
  10. Sun Protection

Source: REI

Best Icebreaker Questions 🔗

  • What’s your second favorite food?
  • If you could name a new kind of berry, what would you call it?
  • If you could have any animal tail, to scale, which tail would you choose?

Essential Wedding DJ Song Requests 🔗

Very Good Tweets™ 🔗

(Not always tweets.)

View on Threads

Got an offer to place a banner on my website.

Big thanks to @matt for giving me the confidence I need to advocate for my actual worth.

Subject: Re: Collaboration Opportunity: Banner Place... Sara, I'm very sorry to say that your offer of $15 is well below my typical rate of $1,000,000. I politely decline this collaboration opportunity. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

An iPod, a Phone, an Internet Communicator, and a NES, SNES, N64, GBA, DS emulator.

An iPod, a Phone… are you getting it?!

Trying to celebrate 404 day but I keep getting redirected.

I guess the check from Dorsey bounced

Screenshot of the top of the Bluesky with a warning that says, Not Enough Resources.

Calling accidental FaceTimes “ButtTimes”