‘It’s Glowtime’ Apple Event Bingo, HeyDingus Edition
It’s Apple Event day, which means it’ll soon be time to score drafts, picks, and (for the first time here) Bingo cards! I’ve put together 24 things that I think could happen during today’s keynote video. You’ll notice, though, that some items are contradictory — I think they could go either way! 🤷♂️
Have some fun and play along with your own randomly generated Bingo cards made from my predictions below. And please take a screenshot to share with me at the end — I’d love to see how you did, and I’ll immortalize winning players in an update to this post. 😁 Good luck!
Bingo Winners
- Robert Silvernail
- Jarrod Blundy
My Top Picks
Here’s what I’m personally hoping to see today:
- iPhone 16 Pro with a titanium matte frame, camera parity with the Pro Max, and a capture button (ideally the size is no bigger than the 15 Pro1)
- Apple Watch Ultra 3
- AirPods (4th gen) with a new shape that fit as well as AirPods (2nd gen) and (somehow) some noise cancelation magic (and ideally tap gestures make a return)
- AirPods Max that weigh notably less than the originals
- Apple Intelligence runs on all new iPhones, not just Pro models
[Read more of my (many) Apple wishes on my ongoing, dedicated list.]
Well, ideally, it’s all packed into an iPhone mini-sized device, but since that prayer seems like it’s going to continue to go unanswered, I’d be grateful for the “regular size” to not get any bigger.↩︎